Urbandictionary

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Urbandictionary is an invaluable resource for nasty neologisms, like a Wikipedia of sexual slurs. Here are some of my favorite definitions:

geek The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult

blog Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."

bukkakelypse The end of the world by bukkake.

ghettiquette Socially acceptable behavior in the ghetto. Good manners in a bad neighborhood.

attention deficit disorder A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

pussy The prime motivating factor in any (straight) males life. Like oxygen, it's only important if you're not getting any. Lack thereof causing depression, anxiety, willingness to do any stupid stunt to get some, and a train of thought that focuses on little but the question of why you're the only one on the planet not getting any.

gaydar The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people.

Nerd An 'individual', i.e. a person who does not conform to society's beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. Often highly intelligent but socially rejected because of their obesssion with a given subject, usually computers. Unfortunately, nerds seem to have problems breeding, to the detriment of mankind as a whole.

myspace Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!"

Myspace Purgatory This is the level of Internet Purgatory dedicated to old myspace profiles. A profile found here will most likely never be updated again but is also unlikely to get deleted. This may happen when a user forgets their password, is hacked, goes to prison, dies, or even when they simply abandon their myspace profile.

wikihistorian 1. One who rewrites history to fit the popular view regardless of the facts. 2. One who reports opinion as fact.

web sherpa An individual who always finds the coolest and newest things on the internet and shares them him his friends. The person always guide his friends tonew things on the internet.

Wal-Mart A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.

whore A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!! SEE: SLUT - A woman that sleeps with everyone.

lovelife The history of your personal sexual encounters or lack there of.

Whorigin Whore-igin: Knowing the past sexual history of your mate; Finding out your lover is has been with many partners in a not so safe of wanted way